Psychological Fact.

When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's from happiness. But when the first roll from the left, it is pain.

Airplanes and Shooting Stars

I will slap someone in the face the next time I hear that STUPID F-ING "Airplanes" song.
That song SUCKS! Stop playing it on the radio, and on TV, and online, and in stores!!
That is a horrible song!
And my Facebook friends need to please please please STOP PUTTING THE LYRICS ON THEIR STATUSES!!
I swear I've seen those lyrics on someone's status over 20 times!
So obnoxious!
Can we pretend that airpla.. NO!!! STFU!!!

Getting my hand ready to slap someone cause I know I'll hear that song again soon,
Laura

So I can't post this on Facebook because people are gonna think I'm just talking shit since Brasil has been winning their games, BUT..
I'm really disappointed in our team this year! :(
Seriously, this team is kind of lame, it's not how it used to be.
They are not trying their hardest, and while we HAVE won every game, I think we have been kind of lucky, because really..
We've been playing kind of sucky teams!!!!
I'm just so scared for the finals because when we actually get to play a GOOD team..
I hate to say this buuuuut...
I think we have a chance of losing.
I think we have a good chance of beating the Netherlands on Friday, and whoever wins Match 58, being Ghana or Uruguay, we might beat them too and make it to the finals, I'm just really scared for the finals, because like I said, we are NOT playing our best.
Hopefully the boys will try harder and show the world how we can beat any team 8 x 0!!! ;)
I just wanted to write down my thoughts without them being super public AKA on Facebook!

GO BRASIL!!!!!!

Undercover Fat Girl

I'm sitting here at nap time disgusted with myself.

I just realized that one day I will be a very fat woman.
One day, when my metabolism slows down, or whatever it is that keeps me from gaining weight "stops working" I will become obese.

I am saying this because all I did today was eat.

Today was my "End Of The Year Beach Party" with my kids, and I ate all the junk that was here.

At 10:00 AM this morning I had a whole ham and cheese sandwich, 5 chicken nuggets, a massive amount of Cheetos, 4 juice boxes because I wanted to try every flavor, a bunch of fruit including apples (red & green), blueberries, grapes and strawberries, hand fulls of Goldfish, and a chocolate chip cookie.

It gets worse.

For lunch I had a Velveeta cup of mac and cheese, those that you microwave.. 3 more chicken nuggets and half of a ham and cheese sandwich.
I was so full, but then I remembered I had one of those Gogurts and after thinking about it for 3 minutes I decided to eat it just because it tastes good..
Who does that?!

I'm honestly so disgusted with myself..

I'm taking advantage of being skinny, and I know one day its going to bite me back in the ass.. Or show up on my ass!

Hoping I won't throw up anytime soon,
Laura

Not A Fan Of Summer Classes..

If I only had 1 hour left to live I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity..

Trying not to fall asleep,
Laura

Trying To Be A Poet..

So I tried to write a poem for by boyfriend, because he is always writing cute things for me.
Here is my attempt.. I don't think I sucked that much!
You be the judge!

My Jaime,

After sitting for hours
Thinking of what to write,
I almost gave up,
But I knew that wasn’t right.
I wanted to write something special for you,
To show you just how much I love you.

So I sat in my chair,
Almost pulling out my hair.
I wanted to rhyme,
And it took a long time
To find the right words to say
To you on this special day.

You know you are wonderful,
You know you are great,
So what else could I write
For you on this date?

I wanted to write something cute, something sweet.
I wanted to sweep you off your feet.
I didn’t want to be silly,
I didn’t want to sound lame,
I was figuring out that this was a hard game.

Every line I wrote I hated,
For so long I waited
For the right things to pop up in my head,
I was really getting mad!!!

But then out of nowhere
All the words started to come to me.
Keep reading, you will see.

You make me the happiest girl in the whole wide world,
For many reasons that are going to be told.

I love how you’re loving, patient and smart.
You’re caring and sexy, and you have a great heart.
I love your smile and the way you sing to me in the car.
I love your nerdy talks,
I said it, that’s right.
I love our sleepovers
And cuddling all night!

You have a very successful and bright future ahead of you
And I cannot wait to see what you will do!

You write me cute things,
And you make me awesome stuff,
To try to match up to you is so freaking tough!!!

I think I did a good job though,
This was my first try!
Don’t worry, one day I will be a better “poet”,
I know it!

In the end I just want you to know
I am so happy that I get to celebrate
2½ years with my soul mate!



I can’t wait to see what the future holds for us Bebê!!
I love you SO MUCH!
(I know that didn’t rhyme, but it was on purpose haha!)

HAPPY 2½ YEARS!

Laura ♥

March 25, 2010

Lenka Is My New Homie!

I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show..

Haha!

I found this quote and I really thought it was hilarious!
P.S.- I know "it ain't" is not proper English, but it's not my quote, so I couldn't correct it!

"I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Hoping the world won't "shit on me" anytime soon,
Laura

Re-Post!

I cannot even begin to describe how freaking annoying it is to go on Facebook and read stupid statuses from people saying that their lives suck, etc etc!

Ughhhhhhhh! Seriously?!

What makes it worse is that every person that does that shit, doesn't even have "the worst life ever!!"..
It's like they just want people to feel sorry for them or something.
And that's one of the worst things ever!
Why would you want people to feel sorry for you?
That sucks!!

Some of my friends that actually have reasons to post sad statuses like someone close to them passed away, or something went wrong with their day.. That's fine!
I'm not talking about that, cause I do it too.
Like if I'm having a bad day at work, I'll vent..
I'll post a simple, "Work sucks today, can't wait to go home.." Etc.
But I'm not like, "OMG I wanna die because my job sucks and I'm just gonna quit and be poor and have a miserable life forever!!"

That is so ridiculous.

And I love it when you're like "Oh, what's wrong?" cause you actually care, they're like..
"Ohhhhh, nothing....."

WTF?!

You're gonna bitch bitch bitch, and update your status with the same shit like 10 times, and I KNOW you do it HOPING someone will ask you what's wrong, and when they do, you say "Oh, nothing..".

NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
Really?! REALLY?!

If you really don't wanna talk about it, don't f-ing post it all over your God damn Facebook man!

Trust me, a lot of people got it worse than you.
If you have a computer/laptop with your fancy DSL/High Speed/3G internet, which allows you to go on Facebook to bitch, life is obviously not THAT bad!

I don't wanna sound like a bitch, but honestly, I just get really mad because I obviously know these people enough to know that their lives aren't bad AT ALL, they're actually great!
And to see them post cry baby statuses all day, everyday is annoying!!

Like I said before..
LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE!!

You only get to live once! Lead a happy life!

The glass is half FULL people!!

Everyone has problems, that is so obvious!!
Even I do! (Duh!)
But I'm not gonna post all this stuff on Facebook for the whole world to know, I'll take care of it in private with whomever it concerns and that's it!

At the end of the day, life is great!

BE HAPPY!!

Oh Americans..

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Another Fun Fact!

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321!!
How cool!

Fun Fact!

Today’s date, 01-02-2010, is a palindrome.
It reads the same backwards and forwards.
01-02-2010 / 0102-20-10
The last time that happened was August 31, 1380!