Just A Thanksgiving Thought..

Instead of being thankful for everything you have today, think of what you DON'T have and then ask for it for Christmas!

Happy Thanksgiving,
Laura

New Moon

Ok, so I'm gonna admit it.. I watched "New Moon" last night.

I know I made fun of the "Twitards" and everything, but I couldn't wait 3 more weeks to watch it when everyone has been talking about how "amazing" it is!

Point is, I was always going to see it, I just wasn't planning on waiting in line for an hour to get good seats.

Anyways, I watched it..... And I loved it!

Now I'm going to buy the books so I can read on my free time.
They have a box set with all 4 books, hard cover for $35! (If you're interested, leave a comment and I'll post the link.)
I will not be reading the third or fourth books because I don't want to ruin the upcoming movies for myself, I am much more of a movie watcher than a book reader. :)

Back to "New Moon".. It was great!
The ending just leaves you wanting more, and I cannot wait until June 30, 2010 to watch "Eclipse"!
Well, I won't be watching it on that day lol, but sometime around that date I will.

You know, I'm really not a Kristen Stewart fan..
In fact I think she's really lame.
But watching her as Bella makes me hate her a little less because I like Bella.
She's a lucky bitch.

Taylor Lautner looks hot hot hot as Jacob Black.
His body is perfect and delicious! Although his face bothered me a little on some angles.. Not all.

Robert Pattinson.. Hmm.
There were some scenes where I thought that if he wasn't so pale he would be kind of cute, but most of the time he just looks really sick.

I don't want to go into details because I don't want to ruin the movie for whoever hasn't seen it yet, but I just wanted to say - Go watch it!

Going to buy myself some fangs and contacts,
Laura

Twilight Obsession

So I really don't understand this Twilight obsession!
I'm not going to lie, I really liked the movie "Twilight", and I will probably go watch "New Moon" in a few weeks after the young crazy "Twitards" have watched it 11 times..
But seriously, I don't understand how people can camp outside a movie theater for hours and hours so they can be the first ones in the theater so they can watch the movie ASAP.
I was Googling around and I found this website with a bunch of Twilight Tattoos, so crazy!
I also found some Edward Cullen underwear! Haha!
Nothing like Edward Cullen on your vajay!
But it gets better!!
On the inside you have Edward's (Robert Pattinson's) mouth and signature.
You can't be a real "Twilight" fan/Twitard if you don't have these, right?!
So will YOU be watching "New Moon" tonight at midnight, or tomorrow night? Or ever?!

Ordering my Edward underwear online,
Laura

I just crack myself up sometimes..

Went to the "ladie's" doctor today..

I must admit, I wasn't too excited, and a bit nervous.
I don't really do this, and it was my first time with this lady.

I get there, she's very nice and friendly..
I thought to myself, "This is good.."

I'm laying down in position and she lifts up my gown to check it all out..

3 minutes later she looks up at me, with a smile and says:
"Oh, it looks like I'm in heaven today!"

WHAAATTT?!?!?!?!

Ok, so now I'm freaked out, weirded out, don't know what to do.
I wanna get up and leave.

Should I report her? What a perv!
That is so not appropriate for a doctor to say to a patient, even if that's how she feels, she should keep it to herself!

Should I say something back?
What the hell could I possibly have to say back to her?
"Oh I'm glad you appreciate a good thing when you see it.."
Or maybe "Oh thanks, hope you don't use that line with ALL your patients! ;)"

I was so confused and lost.. All these thoughts were going through my head.

I'm thinking I wanna hit my friend, her mom and her aunt for referring me to this doctor, and not telling me she was a lesbian.
Not that I have anything against lesbians, but I would have liked to come prepared, you know?

Or maybe they didn't know! They better not know if they didn't tell me!
Should I tell them now that I know? Or let them just keep coming back to her?

What do I do? She's gonna know I'm tense.. Even worse, she's gonna feel my tension..
If she asks why, what am I supposed to say?!

I'M FREAKING OUT! I'M FREAKING OUT!

Laying there about to cry I finally remembered what belly ring I had on this morning..