Went to the "ladie's" doctor today..

I must admit, I wasn't too excited, and a bit nervous.
I don't really do this, and it was my first time with this lady.

I get there, she's very nice and friendly..
I thought to myself, "This is good.."

I'm laying down in position and she lifts up my gown to check it all out..

3 minutes later she looks up at me, with a smile and says:
"Oh, it looks like I'm in heaven today!"

WHAAATTT?!?!?!?!

Ok, so now I'm freaked out, weirded out, don't know what to do.
I wanna get up and leave.

Should I report her? What a perv!
That is so not appropriate for a doctor to say to a patient, even if that's how she feels, she should keep it to herself!

Should I say something back?
What the hell could I possibly have to say back to her?
"Oh I'm glad you appreciate a good thing when you see it.."
Or maybe "Oh thanks, hope you don't use that line with ALL your patients! ;)"

I was so confused and lost.. All these thoughts were going through my head.

I'm thinking I wanna hit my friend, her mom and her aunt for referring me to this doctor, and not telling me she was a lesbian.
Not that I have anything against lesbians, but I would have liked to come prepared, you know?

Or maybe they didn't know! They better not know if they didn't tell me!
Should I tell them now that I know? Or let them just keep coming back to her?

What do I do? She's gonna know I'm tense.. Even worse, she's gonna feel my tension..
If she asks why, what am I supposed to say?!

I'M FREAKING OUT! I'M FREAKING OUT!

Laying there about to cry I finally remembered what belly ring I had on this morning..